Zach Raffio
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November 16, 2021
ATLANTA — A terrified passenger aboard flight 1894 to Portland expressed slight relief today in noting that the creature on…
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Heather Cook
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October 24, 2021
NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — A recently cleaned bedroom was left completely ravaged and covered in underwear, socks, receipts, and pillows…
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James Knapp
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October 20, 2021
Hey there, little fellas. Remember me? Creaky Jed who lives in a stump by the abandoned post office? I’ve been…
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Robert Vetter
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October 15, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Local goth Ophelia Hall recently began advocating for harsher prison sentences amid calls for justice reform, especially…
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James Knapp
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October 13, 2021
BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…
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NEW YORK — An animatronic werewolf located in Leona’s Halloween Store known as Harold is reportedly tired of playing things…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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October 12, 2021
LIMA, Ohio — A large, unattended assortment of pumpkins located in front of Lima Bethelem Church are apparently free for…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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Krissy Howard
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August 23, 2021
WHITEFISH, Mont. — An inclusive punk scene was applauded for acts of bravery late yesterday evening after members openly welcomed…
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Krissy Howard
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June 9, 2021
RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Local creep Lance Weems narrowly squeezed past two women at a limited capacity venue last night despite…
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