Dan Rice
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Son, I will not be mailing your Christmas wishlist to the North Pole this year, please have a seat. Over…
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Steve Packosky
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These days, it seems like division is ingrained into the very fabric of our society. Whether it’s politics, religion, or…
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NEW YORK — The legal team representing former president Donald Trump, currently on trial for alleged hush money paid to…
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Alex Vlahov
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AKRON, Ohio — Progressive-minded, but very smelly, children across the world woke up to gifts from Crust Punk Santa who…
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Carter Schenke
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CHICAGO — Local goth couple Caleb and Adrienne Simmons recently decided to break the news to their children that Jack…
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Jordan Liffengren
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So you’re unemployed for the holidays. Bummer. You might be starting to wonder how you’re going to afford Christmas gifts…
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Dan Rice
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Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and…
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Bobby Korec
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BREMERTON, Wash. — A local goth family left out the traditional offering of a full glass of hamster blood and…
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Nick Lundquist
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It was 1:30 am when I heard a familiar thump in the night. I rubbed the sleep out of my…
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Matt Grimminck
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DALLAS — Patrons of the NorthPark Center believed they witnessed a Christmas miracle when a mall Santa with a very…
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