The rare three day weekend is upon us, and judging by your employment history, this is likely a more common…
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Colleen Nerney
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PITTSBURGH – Local concertgoer Roger Macmillan ruined his brand-new $60 tour t-shirt with a perplexingly expensive Bud Light at record…
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Alec Walker
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour…
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Mike Civins
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Does your favorite band have blood on its hands? Did they put out an album or even just a song…
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EUGENE, Ore. — A local man bun was discovered to be full of gross raisins, sources who had already made…
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Sari Beliak
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TUCSON, Ariz. –– Local woman Anaya Marquez is concerned that pursuing a relationship with her friend David Alameda could jeopardize…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…
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Rick Homuth
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DENVER — Members of local hardcore crew Mile High Wolfpack adopted a stretch of highway last month, which has since…
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Patrick Coyne
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PORTLAND, Maine. — Music fan Trevor Eastman’s Pandora account is still reeling from the painful, ear-wrenching effects of giving a…
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Andrew Michael
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local woman Estelle Gladstone survived another night in her battle with cancer yesterday, therefore completely blowing the…
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