Joe Rumrill
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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Recent skeet shooting enthusiast Farley Gunther is reportedly “none the wiser” on the whereabouts of…
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Max Barth
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PHILADELPHIA — A black Roomba S-694 autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner is, in fact, the only tenant in a local punk…
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Chris Jones
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We’ve all heard excuses for not doing the dishes and even gave them ourselves at one point or another. It’s…
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Joe Rumrill
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NAPERVILLE, IL — Recently gifted a four-track tape recorder, local musician Lee Ferrante recorded an especially timid and breathy vocal…
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Doug Kolic
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ST. LOUIS – College freshmen, Keegan Smith and Caleb Kyle, are locked in a bitter argument over sharing the wall…
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Colleen Nerney
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Thank god — you have recently been diagnosed with ADHD, which makes so much sense considering what a train wreck…
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Walker MacDonald
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BROCKTON, Mass. — Tenants of local punk house The Bunker were outraged this past week as they were evicted from…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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Anna Walsh
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Shannon Kildare adheres to a unique, and potentially damaging, meal regimen of a granola bar…
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