Do you have a mass of cells in your reproductive organs that you need to stop from replicating but live in a state that withholds…
BURLINGTON, Vt. — A participant of an impromptu road trip sing-along confidently began the chorus to a popular song a bit too early and reportedly…
Once in a while, we as a society recognize a bass player for their musicianship. But they often get completely overlooked for their performance on…
There’s a 99% chance anyone who says they enjoy driving do so because it’s the only place you can cry and no one stops you…
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Touring band Dwight Zombie made a last-minute stop in Memphis early yesterday afternoon for the sole purpose of relieving their bowels before…
LAUREL, Md. — Local emotional person Cara Lucas was interrupted while crying and shouting along to the chorus of Bright Eyes song “Poison Oak” by…
Hey, thanks for picking me up — Wait, did you just restart that song so it was playing when I got in the car? Oh,…
I can’t believe we’re finally heading to Ozzfest! We’ve been talking about this for years and it’s finally happening. Where else can you find the…
KENOSHA, Wis. — Accidental researcher Justin Greer found that the standard for a “good song” on the radio drops considerably after only 25 minutes, during…
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — The original lineup of the infamous ’98 carpool to Warped Tour reunited this weekend for the Fest 15. According to those who followed…