Ryan Dondero
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…
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Cathy Herbert
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EARTH — Punks around the globe who are unsatisfied with oppressive global systems designed to benefit a few powerful individuals…
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Rachel Steele
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HOUSTON — Local “hot mess” Terri Garter is confident she found the long-awaited solution to get her life back on…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Local fuckup Jerry Millwater’s 2021 New Year’s resolution of “practice more self-care” is concerned about its upcoming…
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Mark Roebuck
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local gamer Cal Huckaby has postponed the announcement of his highly anticipated new year’s resolution until an…
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Peter Woods
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MILWAUKEE — 32-year-old punk Omar Neihoff made a New Year’s resolution last night to attend at least one show before…
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Gut Check Staff
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Feeling overly confident after having just completed his first “Fundamentals of Boxing” class at Park Street Gym, local man Lance…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES -- No one is really taking Chain of Strength's New Year's resolution very seriously. The legendary hardcore band, which…
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