Pete GK
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SPRINGFIELD, Ore. — The First Baptist Church graciously agreed to host “Springfield Thrash Fest 3: Fuck This Town to Death”…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence was “disoriented” and “inconsolable” last night leaving a concert by metal band Lamb of…
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Patrick Coyne
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ISLAND PARK, N.Y. — Adult punk with a secret, Christian past Steve Phelan is referring to his old church youth…
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Dan Rice
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We live in a godless age. As science replaces faith mankind steadily loses its connection to the unknown. Perhaps because…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local straight edge punk Carson Howell struck a precarious accord yesterday with the Mormon family living next door,…
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CJ Hernandez
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VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…
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M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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KC Phillips
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Hey God. It’s me. Again. I know it’s been a while since we’ve talked but I need your help. Lately,…
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Steven Kowalski
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Buyers remorse is a drag, especially when it comes to your religion. One day you’re just minding your own business,…
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Patrick Coyne
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Brothers, As The Sect’s first ever reporter, and its only member with permission to leave our community, I serve as…
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