S.L. Neechski
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LOS ANGELES — Director and grizzled high school shop teacher look-alike Mel Gibson announced this week that his next project,…
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Steve Packosky
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Reality TV has to be one of the most prominent vices in society today, and many people tend to be…
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Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — Reformed skinhead, public speaker, and talking head Tom Lupine is struggling to make ends meet as…
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Traye Holland
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local man Gregory Cross had a distinct mullet that either made him seem like the most…
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Freelancer
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MIAMI — Skippy, a two-year-old Goldendoodle who only barks at Black folks, qualified for the third GOP primary debate being…
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Chris Bowen
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ARLINGTON, Texas — The fan club for popular heavy metal band Pantera reportedly uses the same title for its president…
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John Danek
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Reactionary governor Ron DeSantis signed a controversial law limiting all use of public school TV carts to…
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Noah Leavy
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local white man Jacob Foley spent over twenty minutes deciding which hot sauce purchase would best reflect…
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Krissy Howard
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local white woman Donna Phelps helpfully reminded her biracial friend Mariah Dominguez that they are, in fact,…
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Ben Friedman
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FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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