Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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Ian Yamamoto
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SAN FRANCISCO — A specialty dating app created for connecting East Asian people seeking the same is reportedly being used…
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THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Local high school freshman Mason Daniels was forced to become a member of his local punk…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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HEAVEN — Local divine and benevolent deity, God, updated His LinkedIn profile yesterday, changing His title to Content Creation Ninja…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…
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John Danek
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OMAHA, Neb. — The Britney Spears ‘90s classic “...Baby One More Time” being played between sets at a recent hardcore…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A friend whom you haven’t spoken to, texted, or shared an Instagram exchange with in the…
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Josh Klasco
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local straight edge 22-year-old Niki Mishtia once again proved that he is perfectly capable of acting like…
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