Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — Dr. Christine Giles, a scientist at the Global Science Research Institute, just ripped a printing document off an…
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Jus Kaplan
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Graffiti is art. Period. It’s a wonderful form of creative expression that brings much needed life to the sterile walls…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the Misfits were thrilled yesterday as the original lineup of the highly influential punk band…
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Mike Civins
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Mmmm, where do you think you’re going? I see you pollinating my sweet golden honey with your eyeballs. Sure, you…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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John Danek
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local golden retriever DeeDee is utterly ashamed at owner Ben “Stank Beav” Carlisle’s insistence on dragging his…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man Todd Cohen admitted that he is slowly caving to a misleading ad for the 7/11 hot…
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Robert John Scucci
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Listen, fellas. Enough's enough. We don't have another show for at least 3 months and, honestly, that one isn't exactly…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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James Webster
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The history of socialism is a history of struggle. Since Bernie Sanders invented the idea around 2015, socialists everywhere have…
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