Patrick Coyne
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Recently, the elitist SJWs of The Hard Times took a moment out of our busy lives of canceling posers to…
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Brooks Gray
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NEW YORK — Democratic Presidential hopeful Andrew Yang defended himself this morning when a small, highly opinionated faction of citizens…
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DANVILLE, Calif. — Local man Owen Nelson was completely convinced last night that the entire world is run by an…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK —The Misfits updated their show rider yesterday, demanding the marshmallows in their Count Chocula cereal be separated from…
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Claire Brown
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PASADENA, Calif. — Classmates turned and stared expectantly yesterday at high school student and local punk Samuel “The Cat” Chesters…
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Kevin Tit
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BETHESDA, Md. — A grande-sized pumpkin spice latte for Karen called the police moments ago on a black cold brew…
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Nick Ortolani
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Here at the Hard Times, we like to revisit albums that we are required to revere. Many of these works…
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Patrick Coyne
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WILMINGTON, Del. — An alarming new study out of the University of Delaware finds that the average millennial punk has…
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Michael Luis
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CHICAGO — Local man Keith McKenna purchased alcohol for a group of teens last Friday on the condition that they…
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Kyle Erf
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NEW YORK — Local freelance writer Dane Maxwell decided today that he will go through life experiencing a never-ending acid…
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