DALLAS — White liberal and exhausted local ally, Sonya Neptin, is wondering how many tweets they have to write before…
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NEW YORK — Police horse Tiny Dancer, a member of the NYPD Mounted Unit, remains completely unaware that trampling protesters…
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NEW YORK — Local undercover cop Daniel Cleary accidentally revealed himself as law enforcement during the protests surrounding the murder…
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Charles Bill
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June 1, 2020
This past week we all watched as executive chef Jeff Tray was eliminated from the hit Food Network show “Chopped”…
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LOS ANGELES — Human remains discovered in a shallow grave in Angeles Forest yesterday were identified as those of legendary…
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Ted Pillow
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May 31, 2020
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local conspiracy theorist Vinnie Logano discovered a secret plot yesterday to kick him out of the “BFF…
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Krissy Howard
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May 31, 2020
AKRON, Ohio — Local cop Officer Ryan Kowalcyzk admitted he is having a tough time separating the assault he commits…
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Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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EGG HARBOR, N.J. — Spirit Halloween announced today that they will keep their stores closed until October, when they will…
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PITTSFORD, Vt. — 28-year-old Alex Solorzano is now in his seventh week of blaming social distancing for his sexual inactivity,…
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