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$8 Double IPA Creates Expensive Artisan Piss

Colleen Nerney • September 4, 2022

CHICAGO — Local beer connoisseur Evan Ramirez recently made the startling discovery that his new favorite craft beer transmutes directly…

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Children Horrified to Discover Dad’s White Belt Stash from His Screamo Days

Goodrich Gevaart • September 4, 2022

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Graphic Designer Mark Gravel’s two teen children were horrified to find a box in the attic with…

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Review: Joy Division “Unknown Pleasures”

John Danek • September 4, 2022

Each Sunday, The Hard Times dives into the archives to review a legendary album. This week, it’s Joy Division’s much-reviewed…

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Boyfriend Safely Moves Line 6 Spider Outside Instead of Killing It

Robert John Scucci • September 2, 2022

BALTIMORE — Local man Clyde Harris showed great restraint when he gently and thoughtfully relocated the Line 6 Spider that…

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Mom Urges HAIM Sisters to Take Their Little Brother With Them on Tour Once in a While Too

Bobby Korec • September 2, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Local mother Donna Haim urged the three members of her daughters’ band HAIM to take their little…

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White Woman Hearing About White Fragility Quick to Remind Biracial Woman She Half-White Too, You Know

Krissy Howard • September 1, 2022

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local white woman Donna Phelps helpfully reminded her biracial friend Mariah Dominguez that they are, in fact,…

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New Father Suspicious of Wife and Black Metal Neighbor After Baby Born With Corpse Paint

Tim Graham • September 1, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — New father Gareth Desmond began to question his wife’s fidelity after she gave birth to a baby…

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Man Outgrows Band Emotionally, Band T-Shirt Physically

Tom Peters • August 30, 2022

SUNNYSIDE, N.Y. — 37-year-old former punk Colson Rankford reportedly retired his favorite medium-sized band T-shirt citing newfound maturity and downplaying…

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Black Metal Band Photo Clearly Taken Inside Walk-In Cooler

Chris Bowen • August 29, 2022

MESA, Ariz. — Black metal band Christrot took a band promo photo in what is obviously a restaurant storage cooler…

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Disappointing “What’s In My Bag?” Installment All Amoeba Koozies

Joe Rumrill • August 28, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Psych-rockers Flute Gingrich appeared on the popular Amoeba Records Youtube series “What’s in my Bag?” and instead…

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