Listen, we both know there’s a…distance between us. I’ve felt it, and I’m sure you have too. We’re growing further apart every moment and we…
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Oh, so you love Vampire Weekend, yeah? You’re a big fan? Well, we’ll see about that. Real fans can name at least THREE artisanal cigarette…
BOSTON — Philosophy major Patrick Cartelli returned yesterday from three months studying abroad in London with several new mannerisms, including an insistence on spelling “poser”…
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Yeah, I hear what you’re saying about the awful car wreck you got into this morning. Whatever it was you were telling me about that,…
WASHINGTON — A new gastropub in the Bloomingdale neighborhood is “probably going to be named Hook & Barley or something stupid like that,” nearby residents…
I’m an old soul. I’ve known since I was very young that I was born in the wrong decade. Partially because my essence embodies the…
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