Dan Rice
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AMERICA — An overwhelming majority of rational Americans announced they were suddenly infected with hope, an emotion thought to be…
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Tyler Simpson
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EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…
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Brandon Puff
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WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Ryan Werner
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SAN FRANCISCO — The oft-ridiculed snare sound from Metallica’s 2003 album “St. Anger” announced yesterday that it will also run…
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WASHINGTON — RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel announced today that the fourth night of the Republican National Convention will feature wall-to-wall…
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John Danek
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden purchased a Fender Jazzmaster and green Line 6 DL4 delay pedal yesterday…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…
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Jon Wood
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence is looking forward to debating Kamala Harris’ husband, Douglas Emhoff, on key issues impacting…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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