Patrick Crooks
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NAZARETH, Pa. — Local teen Brian Miller found his father’s old stash of Playboys while snooping through the garage late…
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DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…
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Louie Aronowitz
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MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — A large-scale data breach of Tumblr’s current user base compromised the personal information of all 12 horny,…
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Jon Swihart
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Since my transformation from a nice guy (but like, a legit actual nice guy) to a certified male feminist last…
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Shea Strauss
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KIRBY, Wyo. — Local woman Madison Fuller announced today via multiple social media platforms that she is expecting to be…
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Ben Friedman
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — Local eighth grader Steve McKenzie was confused and disillusioned last week when his first kiss at…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Newly related step-siblings Kara Sullivan and Aiden Zendowski have very little to no sexual chemistry, confused and…
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Jay Chanoine
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Almost literally all of the information in the world is at our fingertips at any given moment and with it,…
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M.J. Amory
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Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers…
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