Ben Friedman
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — Local eighth grader Steve McKenzie was confused and disillusioned last week when his first kiss at…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Newly related step-siblings Kara Sullivan and Aiden Zendowski have very little to no sexual chemistry, confused and…
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Jay Chanoine
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Almost literally all of the information in the world is at our fingertips at any given moment and with it,…
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M.J. Amory
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Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers…
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MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature…
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BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…
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Louie Aronowitz
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MONTREAL — Adult entertainment company Brazzers’ Blowhemian Rhapsody, a “porn parody” of the Academy Award-winning Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, is…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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CHICAGO — Local woman and very loud porn watcher when she thinks she’s alone Amy Fritz realized late this afternoon…
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Ed Saincome
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For those of you who don’t know, I am a father to a beautiful baby boy. Or girl! Please don’t…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…
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