Patrick Coyne
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NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…
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John Danek
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DENVER — Local man Ian Vernor horrified his roommates yesterday by inauspiciously sniffing his pointer and middle fingers, recoiling in…
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Daniel Arnold
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Yo, what’s up internet?! It’s about time for an EPIC top 5 countdown about — yup, you guessed it —…
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Patrick Crooks
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Adam Schultz is beginning to regret using one of his three wishes to bring infamous…
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Lauren Lavín
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MISSOULA, Mont. — Local man David Baker’s ever-growing rat tail has reached a length that “definitely soaks it in the…
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James Knapp
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That is just disgusting! Who would be so thoughtless as to squirt down a thick, sludgy poop in the corner…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — ‘90s rap-rock icon Kid Rock is currently having a full blown panic attack after “dropping a major league…
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Zach Russell
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NEW YORK — Local man David Treyborn realized today, while testing the flow of the new bidet attachment he purchased…
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Bobby Korec
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BERKELEY, Calif. — A small town in the East Bay region of California is still completely devastated and covered in…
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Neil Floyd
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Greetings, humans and other sentient creatures of Earth. It is I, Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots and sworn…
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