John Danek
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America utterly failed in its shame-filled attempts today to obscure its bulging, prominent Presidential…
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James Knapp
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The election result has been just as big of a surprise to me as it has to everyone else I’m…
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Dan Kozuh
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For generations, scientists have attempted to assess the intelligence of chimpanzees. We have discovered they are able to use tools,…
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Johnny Sparkles
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Is there anything better than an ice-cold beer? I don't know about you, but at the end of a hard…
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Tyler Simpson
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EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…
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Ted Pillow
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We recently sat down with renowned intellectual Noam Chomsky for an illuminating discussion on political systems, linguistics, and the state…
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Aidan Sears
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With the Verhoevian monster truck rally that is the Republican National Convention finally upon us, we here at The Hard…
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Jon Wood
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence is looking forward to debating Kamala Harris’ husband, Douglas Emhoff, on key issues impacting…
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Brandon Puff
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NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…
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FLAVORTOWN, Calif. — A quality-of-life ordinance passed by Flavortown’s town council this week will guarantee residents monthly universal chili con…
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