Tyler Dark
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ORLANDO — Peter Hannah, creator of the classic Nickelodeon series “CatDog,” announced last week that Cat is in fact the…
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Jonah Nink
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Much like TV, ice cream, and porn, pets exist solely to distract us from the inevitability of death. Well, until…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon…
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Dom Turek
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Some people say a dog is a man’s best friend, but with a little maneuvering and a stolen prescription pad,…
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John Merrifield
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Declawing an animal is a barbaric and sadistic practice and mainstream society is finally starting to take notice. Some states,…
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Bobby Korec
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Time to take a fucking stand, people. You are either a dog person: loyal, social, and agreeable. Or you are…
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Patrick Crooks
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It’s time for our Adopt-a-Pet post of the week, in which we highlight wonderful pets that are looking for their…
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Sari Beliak
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LOS ANGELES –– Local man Eric Daniels’ social media post featuring his dog had an awfully long caption for a…
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Collin Brown
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NORTHERN HEMISPHERE — Chaos erupted during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration held by the animal inhabitants of the newly…
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Nick Ortolani
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Let’s get one thing straight. I didn’t come here to make friends. I’m here for one thing and one thing…
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