Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Preston Long
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ATLANTA — Bystanders at a recent singer-songwriter showcase were reportedly creeped out after witnessing the headliner awaiting his set watching…
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BOSTON — The Solar Eclipse, expected to be visible later today, admitted he got super hard just thinking about how…
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Doug Kolic
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local sexual deviant Glen O’Roarke wished the performers at the Cabaret Tease Burlesque Show would hurry up…
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Dustin Newman
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Frank Herbert was obviously a genius. He created such an original, expansive universe for us all to enjoy. Much has…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Collin Canning
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A tiny, free public library at the foot of a residential driveway was forced to ban an…
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Graham Isador
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddy Taylor showed his appreciation for a beautifully composed and tastefully shot nude photo of his…
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Andy Holt
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Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…
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Johnny Mo
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Fraud victim Megan Howard made an emergency exit through her date’s bathroom window last night after an…
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