Erin McLaughlin
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local basement party host and neurotic mess Eloise Krantz destroyed everything in her path Saturday night while…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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SAN DIEGO — Local Mom Linda Hudson turned heads in her neighborhood today by giving out full-sized Xanax bars to…
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Dan Kozuh
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It’s 1 a.m., the party is winding down, most of your real friends have left, and there are just a…
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Ted Pillow
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EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — Local teen Roderick Evans attempted last night to do the trick where you stab a knife…
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Kevin Flynn
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BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…
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Dan Kozuh
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So I keep hearing from the left that, apparently, white males control every aspect of culture, economy, and politics. I…
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Tom Peters
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Ofc. Travis McHone opened fire on several guests gathered at his home last night for a surprise…
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Sari Beliak
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MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Local woman Frankie Landis exceeded all her previous birthday expectations by somehow still managing to start a…
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Kevin Flynn
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KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…
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Ryan Werner
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local crust punk Elliot Schreiber had the dick tattoo on his face completely blacked out by…
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