Courtney Hill
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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Local man Travis Anders recently listened to all 15 Genesis albums while waiting for a…
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Doug Kolic
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MILFORD, Del. — Local punk band The Vengeful Squirts were visibly more upset over the cost to park their van…
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Vince Ratti
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Do you command total respect but also enjoy a playful shopping atmosphere while stocking up on quirky pantry items? Are…
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Jon Holmes
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BOSTON — Known felon and frequent assaulter Mark Wahlberg officially commemorated the opening of the newest Wahlburgers restaurant by kicking…
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Zach Hudson
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Life comes at you fast sometimes. One day you’re a middle manager at your dad’s accounting firm with a nice…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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Nuutti Sihvonen
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LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences handed out the awards for Best Film Editing and…
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John Danek
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Mr. James Bartnik isn’t your average enforcer of the law in Toledo, Ohio. He does his job without a gun…
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Heather Cook
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LANGHORNE, Pa. — Local clueless friend Jordan Schmidt overlooked the lifelong trauma of being dumped in the smelly black hole…
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QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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