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Let’s get this straight right off the bat: Nu Metal fucking rules. Also, it’s “Nu” and not “n” followed by…
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The way our parents engage on Facebook with the same excitement and wonder as we did in the mid-2000s is…
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This certainly isn't good. You’ve been left alone to watch the cart, and your turn at the cashier is rapidly…
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Hey honey, thanks for calling! How are you doing? Is work good? Yes, yes I’m doing well here. I went…
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed another victory after signing a bill allowing parents to leave their…
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