Ben Friedman
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I won’t lie, I definitely take better care of my dog’s health than I do my own. I want to…
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Zac Lux
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — A team of scientists was left bewildered after a series of tests definitively proved that smashed guitars…
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Dan Kozuh
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ATLANTA — Thirty-four-year-old music enthusiast Dave Kelly went to exhaustive efforts to determine if his local music venue The Pit…
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Nathan Kamal
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Get this, hepcats: we sat down with one of the red hot jazz combos of our times, the Frankie Tops…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Ow! Seriously, that really fucking hurts! It feels like you're slowly slitting my bicep with a hot, wet scalpel. I…
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Taylor Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — 30-year-old Joann Kim suffered a three-day hangover after walking by the liquor aisle at her local grocery…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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Josh Klasco
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local straight edge 22-year-old Niki Mishtia once again proved that he is perfectly capable of acting like…
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John Danek
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NASHVILLE — Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson Brands, Inc. announced an incredibly weighty successor to its famous Les Paul guitar, monikered…
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local punk Maddie Conyard tied her beloved tour van to a tree and shot it yesterday after…
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