Patrick Coyne
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First of all, stop being such a pussy, dude. It’s just a handgun. And a glock at that! No one…
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Sarah Feliciano
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People love to call out how “problematic” some of the greatest musicians of all time were. Not me. I'm a…
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When did America lose its values? There was a time in this country when people knew their neighbors, where they…
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Nathan Kamal
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Studies show pets often take on the characteristics and habits of their owners. Okay, well if that’s true, then my…
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Parker Newman
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The term “toxic masculinity” gets tossed around pretty casually these days but, for good reason. We are living in a…
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Sophie Len
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Hold on to your butts because this is huge. The government has officially confirmed the existence of UFOs and, presuming…
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Here’s a parenting question for you all: At what age do you tell your child that they are expected to…
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I’ve been playing anarcho-folk songs for the better part of a decade, so it’s no surprise that the Government has…
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Bobby Korec
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I despise popular music. I frequently make it known that I exclusively listen to bands that are so obscure, they…
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It’s one of those few things that everyone in the country can easily depend on to make a quick 30…
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