Are you fucking kidding me?!?! That call was bullshit! Well that’s just fucking great. My team’s season is done, I’m in a terrible mood, and…
You know, it’s not every day you get invited to an orgy. Especially when you’re approached by a stranger while shopping for bottles of Bud…
Can you believe these people? I walk into this show, pay my five dollars, and I’m greeted by a wall of B.O. Have some respect…
Local bands have always had to swim through the treacherous waters of small-town scene politics before getting their shot at performing in front of a…
We all make mistakes. No matter how large or small, in most situations, they can be forgiven. The factor that determines forgiveness in all shades…
The greatest innovations in the world are seldom gradual. They surprise us. Even shock us. Well, I harnessed the power to control my active diarrhea…
So you think you’re ready to take your guitar skills to the next level? You’ve mastered Earth Angel and Free Falling so now you’ve decided…
The world is changing, and with that change, society is reevaluating historical figures in a new light. Now, we all know Abraham Lincoln did some…
First things fucking first. Who the hell do you think you are talking to? Airing your grievances about me straight to my fucking face at…
The end of the year is a great time to reflect on all that’s happened in the last 12 months, be that to reminisce on…
It’s that time of year when film lovers get a little out of control with their seasonal cheer. You know what I’m talking about. This…
Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I’m stupid? He clearly must think I’m a big fucking joke if he assumes I’m dumb enough to…
I am constantly thinking about what sort of outlandishness the liberals will force upon us next. What else will their Godless minds twist and contort…
Okay, let’s just access the situation here. I’ve had thirty beers, I do not know where my license is, this car has no functioning lights……
Each year, one holiday brings everybody back to their hometown as families gather to eat, drink, and hide their resentment towards one another through phony…