Rockie Wenrich
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CHICAGO — Local young couple Brandon Brentwood and Jade Long discovered that Long’s grandmother is just trying way too hard…
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Ben Friedman
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Chris Jones was left reeling after realizing that he had no clue as to what…
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James Knapp
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A vintage Pac-Man arcade cabinet belonging to area laundromat Sudsy’s Soak ‘n Scrub is reportedly the…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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Matt McInerney
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BOSTON — 34-year-old Ryan Conway was seemingly unaware that the similarly aged couple he was talking with throughout the night…
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Dianne Nora
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TALLAHASSEE — Vocal critic of vaccine mandates Isaac Fischer took to Facebook this morning to posit that the COVID vaccine…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Surgeons at Johns Hopkins Medical Center recently performed the first successful procedure to physiologically affix classic rock fan…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The Red Hot Chili Peppers shocked jurors and courtroom personnel at the California State Court House on…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local nonagenarian Horace Miles finally settled on a design for what he would like his first tattoo to…
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