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Matt McInerney • October 14, 2023

GUILFORD, Conn. — 36-year-old punk Finn Birch is reportedly telling everyone about the show he went to this weekend, with…

James Knapp • October 7, 2023

BEL AIR, Md. — Elder punk Cameron McClintock was recently addressed as “sir” by staff at an area Hot Topic…

Freelancer • September 19, 2023

No nepo baby in recent memory has commanded the national attention than the looming blood clot located somewhere inside Mitch…

James Knapp • November 19, 2022

SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…

Patrick Coyne • October 4, 2022

SHERIDAN, Wyo. — Elder millennial Connor Allison suffered an existential crisis upon realizing the actor playing a “geriatric old fart”…

Cory Cousins • August 17, 2022

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local 39-year-old Jillian Rhodes was startled this afternoon after learning that her friend from high school Jordan…

Robert John Scucci • June 24, 2022

I was looking at tour dates for one of those younger up-and-coming bands and I couldn’t help but notice that…

Dan Rice • June 2, 2022

Oh really you're a “big fan” of R.E.M? Forgive me for seeming incredulous, but your poser ass doesn’t fit the…

Patrick Crooks • May 21, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Local man and self-described “music aficionado” Alex King once again paid $15 for access to a music…

Matt McInerney • February 22, 2022

DETROIT — Local metalhead, 36-year-old Denny Brokum, is reportedly willing to admit that he hasn’t heard of the band Scatological…

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