BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The California Department of Food and Agriculture approved a program yesterday allowing nü-metal scientists to test potential gene manipulation of indigenous KoЯn,…
It’s Been Long Enough: Time to Defend Nu Metal
Back in the early 2000s all my best friends were metalheads. People knew me as the guy who could rank every Metallica album; the guy…
Pray for My Son: His Desert Island Band Is Linkin Park
I hate to go on the internet and ask for things, but right now my family could use all the support we can get. If…
Nü-Metal Atheist Doesn’t Believe in Godsmack
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Rutgers University sophomore Mike Holloway declared today that he “doesn’t believe in Godsmack,” calling himself a “nü-metal atheist, fighting for truth…
CHICAGO – After decades as giants of the heavy metal genre, the popular band Disturbed entered an immediate, indefinite hiatus following the sudden exit of…
Brian, We Need to Talk About Your Wallet Chain
Brian, we need to talk about your wallet chain. We all love and care about you, but this is becoming a problem. These aren’t Linkin…
Man’s Chain Wallet Sole Remaining Link to Nu-Metal Phase
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. — Marcus Brooks is a well-groomed, successful software engineer in his mid-thirties. What separates Brooks from his peers is his “bitchin’ chain…