Zach Hudson
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BERGEN, Norway — American black metal band Shadows Over Mirkwood embarked on a two-week tour of Norway in search of…
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Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — A tall, blonde-ish actor with Scandinavian roots based in Hollywood is struggling to remember which Skarsgård family…
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Matt McInerney
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OSLO, Norway — Members of the black metal band Flesheating Cadaver are reportedly entirely unaware that they have accidentally chosen…
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Chris Bowen
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BEIJING — Norway added another gold medal in the 2022 Winter Olympic Games when their team of Black Metal musicians…
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Matt McInerney
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TAMPA, Fla. — Norwegian black metal band Emyn Arnen were seen wandering into a JCPenney store after spotting a prominent…
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Andrew Murphy
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SEATTLE — Perpetually single man Conner Turner ruined a promising first date last Friday when he brought up the infamous…
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Justin Lentz
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OSLO, Norway — Local guitarist Evan “Blood Vacuum” Brulend upset his bandmates yesterday when a filtering mishap revealed his corpse…
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Tim Sheard
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OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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Mark Turner
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TRONDHEIM, Norway — Norwegian customs officials detained U.S. black metal band VVulfblud during their Scandinavian tour for not having any…
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Contributor
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WETUMPKA, Ala. — Artemis Nyxx (legal name Blake Lambert), a vegan activist and vocalist of local “blackened crust” band Infinite Dvsk,…
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