Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…
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Chris Bowen
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NEW YORK — Total loser Jay Draboll plans to spend his entire New Year’s Eve partying with friends in what…
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Steve Packosky
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan reportedly resolved to hit a beer keg with his baseball bat…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK — Local Donald Trump supporter Joel Grainston wished Green Day would keep politics out of their song “American…
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Jordan Liffengren
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AUSTIN, Texas — Aging punk Sean Dennings shocked the local community when he swapped a New Year’s Eve rager for…
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Ryan Dondero
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…
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Dan Rice
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Living on the cusp of armageddon is terrifying in a lot of ways, but as completionists, it’s kind of exciting!…
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Dan Rice
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It’s about to be a new year, and that means it’s time for a new you! Unfortunately, the new you…
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Sara Mellas
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WHITES CREEK, Tenn. – Local man Cory Romstead opted to ring in 2023 at home high as hell on his…
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Nathan Kamal
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Good morning! Oh, right. Sorry. We know there’s nothing worse than the morning after a night out. Splitting headaches, whiskey…
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