Good morning! Oh, right. Sorry. We know there’s nothing worse than the morning after a night out. Splitting headaches, whiskey sweats, missing work to spend half the day puking. Well lucky for you we found the ultimate hangover cure! One quick dose of this baby and you’ll be feeling like you just got a promotion, a brand new car, and a high five from a golden retriever! There’s only one problem. If you take this cure, somewhere someone you don’t know will die.
Will you do it?
Think about it. People die every day. In the few minutes it took you to vomit up that half a rack of Rolling Rock, probably like five people died. What’s one more? It’s not like it’s going to be someone in your family or a friend, or even an enemy. It’s completely neutral. Unbiased. Clean.
Sure, have another glass of water. That’s not going to do a thing for your loose bowels and splitting headache. Only our cure will.
It doesn’t make you a bad person to consider it. Maybe you need to talk it over with your partner, even though they’re still super pissed that you passed out in the driveway with your shirt off. Maybe they’d tell you that you couldn’t possibly do it and that no hangover could possibly be so bad. But we leave it completely up to you. Either one random person you don’t know dies or you feel like complete shit until noon.
Oh, but remember. Do you ever really know someone? Even your partner? Even your family? Even yourself? Choose wisely.