Peter Woods
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DENTON, Texas — Emo punks Racquetball held a press conference last night to announce that they have never played the…
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SEA RANCH, Calif. — A recent study confirmed that every single password created with online music company Bandcamp is comprised…
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Francis Beringer
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WASHINGTON — A new gastropub in the Bloomingdale neighborhood is “probably going to be named Hook & Barley or something…
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Patrick Coyne
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CHICAGO — Impish, iconoclastic musician Björk utterly vanished in plain sight last night after allegedly being tricked into uttering “kröjb”…
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Bobby D. Lux
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PHILADELPHIA – Reporter Bradley Gufftaw turned the world of music journalism on its heels yesterday during an impromptu interview of…
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Kyle Erf
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SEATTLE — The dismal sales of a T-shirt featuring an amazing design were blamed on the inclusion of the band…
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Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Local dog Scraps was completely unable to answer basic trivia questions yesterday about the seminal horror-punk band Misfits,…
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Nick Funk
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Despite meeting Benjamin Clarke at a party and talking to him for five minutes six years ago,…
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Patrick Coyne
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CENTERVILLE, Ohio — Spaceboy Records clerk and “total poser” Matthew Wright was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25…
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Eric Navarro
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Following a barrage of terrible band name ideas from one member in particular, an unnamed local…
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