Tony Morse
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Oh, you’re a libertarian? Yeah bro, I guess that copy of “The Fountainhead” with the pages stuck together you’ve got…
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Zac Lux
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*TO EDITOR: I’M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT PUBLISH.* The Hard Times: Hey, nice shirt. Name 3 songs. Kendall Jenner:…
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Oh really you're a “big fan” of R.E.M? Forgive me for seeming incredulous, but your poser ass doesn’t fit the…
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James Knapp
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Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. So you’re my ex, huh? You’re the person I’ve been obsessively constructing imagined…
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Dianne Nora
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Oh, you’re bisexual, huh? Sorry, I’m not buying it. You’re probably just in denial or saying that to get guys…
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Oh you’re into Rogan huh? Well, I call bullshit! You got band-wagon jumping poser written all over you bro. If…
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