Ashley Naftule
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local realtor Aaron “Shredder” Dukowski can’t wait to show potential buyers exactly where a gruesome quadruple…
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Jay Shingle
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal…
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James Mahoney
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CHICAGO — Local anarcho-punk Noah Wallin claimed today that he is prepared to take the lives of Scottish indie-rock band…
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Nick Ortolani
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BEND, Ore. — Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days last week tracking a man over several miles in…
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Rob Steinberg
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This is a fucking disgrace. Do I like escalating shit? Sure. Do I like killing people? Fuck yeah! Do I…
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John Danek
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Join me in a cathartic exercise. I want you to write down the names of 3 people who have slighted…
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Patrick Crooks
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During a Hard Times office party, I said to the higher-ups we should use some of our PPP loan to…
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Jimmy Adamson
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CHICAGO — Local woman Lilly Choi’s depression has devolved to the point that she has stopped looking behind the shower…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Martin Stuart heroically paused earlier today to reflect that chokeholds are now an illegal use…
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With all the time spent around the house these days, many people are finding creative ways to perform simple home…
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