Dan Rice
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Christmas season is here, and that makes it the perfect time to revisit the Disney holiday classic “The Nightmare Before…
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Alex Vlahov
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Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to…
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Sean Mullee
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Girlfriends across the US recently announced their newfound enthusiasm for seeing a three-hour movie in theaters thanks…
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John Danek
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HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…
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Tim Graham
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LOS ANGELES — The Motion Picture Association of America announced they would not grant the upcoming Willy Wonka prequel a…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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Good morrow, fellows. My name is Piteousness Baille. I am, this year, celebrating my 106th birthday. I am one of…
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Matt Husser
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Here at the Hard Times, we’re no strangers to waking up from a drug-induced slumber in a dingy bathroom next…
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So you’ve decided today is the day you knock off your neighborhood pawn shop in order to repay some debts…
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Ben Friedman
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local 39-year-old Perry Lawson is one of the many millennials across the globe honoring the death of…
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