Bobby Korec
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January 11, 2021
MEDFORD, N.Y. — Aspiring film buff and possible ADD sufferer Jacob Leftwich spent the entire duration of “The Godfather” yesterday…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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January 10, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Actor and filmmaker Adam Sandler was forced to dispose of the screenplay for his new film “Hank…
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James Knapp
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December 28, 2020
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Regal Cinemas CFO David Ownby asked his friend and HBO Max subscriber Richard Lansing yesterday to please…
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Shea Strauss
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December 19, 2020
WILMINGTON, N.C. — Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction,…
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Patrick Coyne
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December 14, 2020
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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December 7, 2020
PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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December 4, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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December 4, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…
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Mark Roebuck
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December 1, 2020
MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 16, 2020
It’s no revelation to say that most of the great comedies of yesteryear couldn’t be made today. The cultural climate…
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