mohawk Archives - HARDTIMES

Zachary Wolf • October 14, 2023

Shaving in a mohawk is one of the first things new punks do, along with buying a Black Flag cd…

Harley Murgatroyd • March 10, 2022

So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging,…

Josh Klasco • January 22, 2021

LAKEWOOD, Calif. — Aging punk Lilo Omed claimed today that the best way to keep his penis erect is not…

John Dixon • December 18, 2019

ST. LOUIS — Acquaintances of chronically fatigued punk Anthony Mafodda are reportedly perplexed by the rocker’s nocturnal habit of sheathing…

Patrick Coyne • July 2, 2019

ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Teenage punk and C+ student Geoff Berger was given a second yearbook photo this week to…

Layth Sihan • August 30, 2018

PLANO, Texas — Aging punk Jordie Farmer reportedly shaved down the sides of his back last night, creating a full…

Patrick Coyne • April 25, 2018

ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…

Danny Taverner • November 21, 2017

I can finally admit my mother was right about my clothing, political beliefs, and everything else I had used to…

Courtney Paige Barnett • July 9, 2017

In our nation’s current state of total buzzkill, it’s more important than ever to focus on what makes us the…

Ed Saincome • August 26, 2015

KANSAS CITY – He can't find a job, his band is falling apart, he's worried his girlfriend is sleeping with…