Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local barista Jeffrey Stern had a creative breakthrough after thinking of the perfect name for a band that…
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Jovian Gautama
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DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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Nathan Kamal
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ROCKFORD, Ill. — Retail clerk Emma Stephenson finally began to feel a sense of normalcy as an unreasonably irate customer…
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Ian Yamamoto
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TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — Democratic members of the U.S. legislature announced today that, “Fuck it, we’re gonna lower the minimum wage,” following…
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John Danek
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SAVANNAH, Ga. — Record store employee Ian Benedict endured yet another judgement by a customer yesterday, who thought his Coheed…
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Issa Diao
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Local punk Vince Cannon applauded the proposed raising of the minimum wage to $15 an hour, as…
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Mark Maira
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I’m not against people making a living wage in this country, but to make it $15 an hour for a…
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Ted Pillow
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CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan finally noticed yesterday that “minimum wage” rhymes with “rat in a cage,” according…
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Kevin Tit
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BILOXI, Miss. — Local fast food chain CEO Shannon Smith reluctantly agreed to pay his employees $15 an hour last…
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