Heather Cook
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Millennials have been deemed the lazy and entitled generation, but there are a few exceptions. Sure, most of us are…
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James Knapp
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local 20-somethings Ashton Knoll and Kevin Stohl were approved yesterday for a second mortgage on their fiddle…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — An alleged serial killer and millennial is taunting LAPD and terrorizing the city through a series of…
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Patrick Coyne
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WARREN, Mich. — Millennial Jamie Thorpe suffered a retail-induced panic attack yesterday after hearing several beloved bands from her youth…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local millennial Lauren Toole and her live-in boyfriend Nick McIntyre are making an effort to not argue in…
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Patrick Crooks
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HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Local Millennial Dave Simmons, flipping through channels in the wee hours during a visit to his parents’…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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Much has been said about millennials’ financial struggles. Many drown in debt while doing little more than hanging out on…
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Alec Stein
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With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume…
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Kyla Walker
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NEW YORK — Trans millennial Natalie Martinez realized this morning that the overlapping timing of their second puberty with pop…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local rioter and 26-year-old woman Nikki Kraushaar reportedly threw molotov White Claws early this morning into a…
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