Peter Woods
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BALTIMORE — Members of indie rock band My Word, Countess!, a group most famous for their incorporation of a French…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having…
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Reuben Blanchard
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We are all getting old, and so is metal! But what is metal? That’s a great question we’re not gonna…
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Scott Waldman
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We here know that you crazy rebels only like pure blackened crust punk releases from labels like Assrip! Records or…
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Dan Rice
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Life is great and all, but after 30 years or so of it, a certain apathetic malaise starts to set…
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James Knapp
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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Trevor Graham
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Yo dawg, what’s the 411 with the shorties these days? I was just rolling with the homies and spittin’ mad…
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Doug Kolic
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — A new episode of the hit HGTV series “House Hunters” is being applauded for its realism after…
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Brett Olsen
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AKRON, Ohio — Local scene legend and bartender William Lindberg admitted his dreams of retiring in his fifties or sixties…
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Dan Kozuh
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MADISON, Wis. — Local screen printer Peter Taylor admitted he could really use the $10 check his grandmother would send…
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