Dan Rice
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Who could forget the sultry trip-hop of Portishead? The answer is me, and most men under the age of 30,…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUMMERVILLE, S.C. — Local man Aaron Metcalfe is hoping today that one of the apparently hundreds of horny MILFs in…
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Patrick Coyne
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — Slightly tipsy local mom Candace Webber keeps dropping not-so-subtle hints that she fucked The Offspring singer…
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Charles Bill
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DETROIT — The operators of popular pornography site PornGash were confused and panicked last night when an actual local, horny…
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Rachel Steele
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I’m not like other moms, you know. Sure, I pick up my kids from soccer practice on Thursday afternoons, and…
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Jon Swihart
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Since my transformation from a nice guy (but like, a legit actual nice guy) to a certified male feminist last…
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Shea Strauss
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KIRBY, Wyo. — Local woman Madison Fuller announced today via multiple social media platforms that she is expecting to be…
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Dan Rice
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The Claim: According to an internet ad my neighborhood is full of horny mature women looking to get wet and…
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Tristen Stafford
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WAYNE, N.J. — World-renowned MILF Stacy’s mom, made famous by rock band Fountains of Wayne, died suddenly last night due…
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