CHICAGO — Local metalhead and avid drinker Stephen Mullins realized he needs to donate increasingly larger amounts of blood and…
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PITTSBURGH – Aging metalhead Derek Vance made the mistake of trying to slip into his wedding battle vest to celebrate…
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Chris Bowen
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TORONTO — Family and friends of local man Neil Dupont are growing increasingly concerned for his health after showing signs…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Preston Gage, guitarist for the legendary drone metal band Annulvoid, is kicking himself after playing the wrong…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley was recently seen in his neighborhood gas station murmuring, “What band…
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Zachary Wolf
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Every state thinks they have the best metal band around. They also think your state has the worst metal band…
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Tim Graham
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PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Local metal enthusiast Griff Nilsson asked his doctor to adjust the persistent ringing in his ears to…
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Dan Kozuh
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PORTLAND, Maine — Police were forced to drop all charges against local metalhead Bryant Newman after Newman was able to…
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Chris Bowen
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Ha, I remember when I wore my first band shirt. I bet you just love Venom and think they're the…
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Chris Bowen
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FREDONIA, N.Y. — Local metalhead Sam Barnhill decided it would probably be a good call to wear his lone Johnny…
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