Matt McInerney
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DETROIT — Local metalhead, 36-year-old Denny Brokum, is reportedly willing to admit that he hasn’t heard of the band Scatological…
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Cory Cousins
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CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Local man and lead singer of popular metal band, A Fistful of Fetuses, thought it a good…
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Chris Bowen
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BEIJING — Norway added another gold medal in the 2022 Winter Olympic Games when their team of Black Metal musicians…
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Matt McInerney
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HOUSTON — Local death metal outfit Baby Skullcrusher announced via social media that they are changing their name to Goatopsy…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…
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Matt McInerney
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Metal is all about precision. The meticulousness of a face-melting solo, the accuracy of a complex repeated riff. The exactness…
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Brett McCabe
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LINKÖPING, Sweden — Confused audience members were shocked at a recent Forest Floor show when the band, dressed in matching…
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Matt McInerney
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PHOENIX — Aging members of local metal band Toxins in the Bloodstream are deep in a spiraling debate about whether…
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Ryan Danley
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PHOENIX — Local Metalhead Josh Gunderson beamed with pride after realizing he is very close to owning a living room…
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Matt McInerney
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TAMPA, Fla. — Norwegian black metal band Emyn Arnen were seen wandering into a JCPenney store after spotting a prominent…
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