Merch Tag Archives - Page 11

Charles E.P. Murphy • May 18, 2019

LONDON — A serial killer targeting merch guys allegedly murdered another victim at a show last night, continuing a month-long…

Dan Rice • May 17, 2019

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I’ve been jamming with a few friends lately and it’s been getting…

Louie Aronowitz • May 6, 2019

CHANHASSEN, Minn. — Technical difficulties with the ska section of online retailer Rockabilia’s website have gone unnoticed for the third…

Dan Kozuh • May 5, 2019

SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…

Jason VanSlycke • April 8, 2019

LAS VEGAS — U.S. Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders could not take the debate stage until he found someone to take…

Dan Rice • March 28, 2019

Hi. You don’t know me, but perhaps you have noticed me, as I have noticed you. Frankly in a scene…

Ted Pillow • February 19, 2019

TOPEKA, Kan. — Local punk Ryan Brewer was doomed Thursday night to wander the earth as a merch guy until…

Brian Polk • December 11, 2018

FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Tortured Metaphor merch guy and badass road-warrior Todd Sanderson was quite clear last night that he…

John Dixon • December 4, 2018

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Detroit hardcore band Strength of Olympus implemented a new space and cost-saving measure during their most…

Mark Roebuck • November 23, 2018

SAN DIEGO — Local punk Chris Abernathy regretted his impulse decision to buy merch last night, wishing he waited until…

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