Henrik Persson
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PITTSBURGH — The latest single by local punk band Dog Sniper used a sample of a “NBC Nightly News” telecast…
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Torn Down frontman Benny Lawrence attempted to write lyrics tackling some of society’s most pressing issues, but…
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Mike Civins
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Somebody help! I just listened to every Pavement album in a row, and now even the simplest conversation is like…
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Cory Cousins
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CINCINNATI — Organizers of the National Spelling Bee expressed serious concerns this week after learning that the highly-regarded competition is…
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Neel Bhakta
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LAS VEGAS — Desperate 40-year-old man Duke Durado miserably settled last week for a girl in a short skirt and…
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Ted Pillow
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CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan finally noticed yesterday that “minimum wage” rhymes with “rat in a cage,” according…
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Eli Johnson
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NEW YORK — The former members of TLC confirmed a long-held suspicion today that their 1999 hit single “No Scrubs”…
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Patrick Coyne
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VOORHEES, N.J. — Local grandmother and World War 2 hero Dorothy Schuler was asked yesterday by her grandson Darin Roche…
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Jason VanSlycke
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Indie rock giants The Pixies have many classic songs about, well, we’re not sure. But what are their greatest anthems…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Oh no. Oh fuck. It’s really happening, isn’t it? The Cocteau Twins tried to warn us all along, but we…
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