John Danek
•
“The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.” I have no idea what that statement means, but that’s what the vocalist…
Read More →
Sophie Len
•
This guy asked me what I do in my free time and I fucked up and told him I really…
Read More →
Jonah Nink
•
Alright shithead, listen up. I put on my little song and dance about how much I like your band’s new…
Read More →
Louie Aronowitz
•
DORAVILLE, Ga. — Local Tinder user Brad Irwin claimed in his dating app bio to keep a minimum six feet…
Read More →
Dan Rice
•
Self care is important. Nothing is more important to me than my own mental well-being, and I will deploy any…
Read More →
Henrik Persson
•
PORTLAND, Maine — Metalcore frontman and obvious liar Zander Dekay claimed at a show last Friday that he “can’t hear…
Read More →
Alex Salcido
•
CHICAGO — Comedian and actor Steve Rannazzisi lent condolences to fans of beloved songwriter and visual artist Daniel Johnston, who…
Read More →
Claire Brown
•
GREEN BAY, Wis. — Local poser Adam Luis-Meyers narrowly reached the end moments ago of a two-hour long conversation about…
Read More →
Dan Kozuh
•
SHREVEPORT, La. — Metal singer/songwriter Jake Reid strayed from his usual topics of drinking and fighting in his latest work,…
Read More →
