Mark Shady
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SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Uber announced a new feature that would match intoxicated riders with intoxicated drivers, confirmed…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Democratic voters were left puzzled today after the party's latest round of fundraising emails was just Nancy Pelosi…
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Mutants. They are the next link in the chain of human evolution, individuals with extraordinary gifts who elicit both reverence…
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Charlie Carey
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CHICAGO — Local Pandemonium Fest attendee Sam Garcia waited longer for an Uber to pick them up than it took…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Founding members of rock outfits Best Coast and Red Hot Chili Peppers are protesting a contentious new…
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Chuck Kowalski
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LOS ANGELES — Twisted Metal veteran and part-time Lyft driver Axel doesn’t understand why riders continue to give him one-star…
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Ted Pillow
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Hate your dingy office? Your soul-crushing job? That asshole of a boss? Of course you do! Everyone does. But what…
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Alex Salcido
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local bartender Marty Craig allowed himself to enjoy the Limp Bizkit classic “Rollin’” in its entirety…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video…
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J. B. Love
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NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature…
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