HOUSTON — Local Make-A-Wish kid Harvey Larkin, who has a rare degenerative disease that will certainly put an end to…
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Traye Holland
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SUN PRAIRIE, Wis. — Overconfident white guy Randall Weiss, who frequently proclaims his “life is a movie,” is reportedly ignorant…
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Robert John Scucci
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BALTIMORE — Local bachelor Dennis Howell has been wearing the same hat for the entirety of his adult life because…
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Ryan Dondero
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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Pathetic fucking nerd James Flick admitted that he knows the names of every band member in every…
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Jessica Lillian
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Hey, look at this crowd of people outside the venue next to the band’s idling tour bus. It’s been more…
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Bex Kane
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Steve Carrington’s Canadian girlfriend. We’ve all heard this stuff before, but it’s so incredibly unbelievable that I genuinely thought Steve…
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Alex Vlahov
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It’s important to approach online bullying and harassment over social media with a mind like your mom’s legs — open.…
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Neel Bhakta
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College. These are the good ol’ days if you were a loser in high school and then continued being a…
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Dom Turek
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When Stephanie McKinley called me an ugly big-nosed freak in 9th grade, I knew I was destined for great things.…
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Ciara Murphy
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BOSTON — Local ray of sunshine Sarah Bootley openly and unashamedly enjoyed Naval Tomb’s show from the front row last…
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